Assemble The Knights, My Dear Watson

Petition to get rid of our current congress and replace them with a congress of owls.

osointricate:

Excuse me, Marvel?

Yes hi.  Big fan.  Really.  But um, could you maybe, you know:

  • Black Widow put her in everything okay
  • More Falcon even if it’s like he shows up and eats pizza and tells everyone to believe in themselves 
  • Like a lot of Hawkeye movies at least four Hawkeye movies
  • Take care of Chris Evans he’s special to me
  • Bucky okay like let him cry on screen that’d be nice please

Love,

A fan

PS Please

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biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

That second comment has made me giggle so much right now :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

That second comment has made me giggle so much right now :D

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vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

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Fargo ... and a moose called Benedict
Cast of “Lewis Macleod is Not Himself ” / Lewis Macleod Is Not Himself S01E01

mollydobby:

Fargo and an effing moose - Transcript of “Fargo” sketch from BBC comedy sketch show “Lewis Macleod is Not Himself ” S1E01 (x) A second attempt at effing the ineffable. Someone on the writing team is familiar with the process of being Cumberbatched … 

 “Deputy Molly Solverson”: Oh, jeez, Mr. Nygaard. There’s been a murder!

“Martin / Lester Nygaard”: Aw, jeez, Deputy – aw, heck! Hey, you don’t think that’s got anything to do anything with Fargo, do you?

“Deputy Molly Solverson”: The town, or the movie?

“Martin / Lester Nygaard”: Oh, yeah, yeah. It’s not quite as good as the movie, is it? Hey, er … I hope you don’t suspect me of the murder, officer.

“Deputy Molly Solverson”: Oh  no, of course not. You’re just an innocent put-upon everyman.

“Martin / Lester Nygaard”: Yeah.

“Deputy Molly Solverson”: Besides, the only witness we have is a nearby moose, and he won’t be telling anybody who did it, that’s for sure.

“Martin / Lester Nygaard”: Oh yah.

*Lester goes over to the moose*

“Martin / Lester Nygaard”: Hey there, moose! Ya see who did that murder there?

“Benedict / moose”: [Sherlock voice] You know perfectly well that I saw the victim killed with a 24-ounce claw hammer, the favorite method of one particular Minnesota-based contract killer. Oh yes, I know who did it. But I’m not going to tell anybody until the last 5 minutes, when I’ll do so incredibly quickly, and use flashbacks, picking up impossible cues, and then call everybody an idiot, which you all are.

Hello, by the way, officer. The name’s Benedict Cumberbatch.

*fairy tale harp chords* [medieval choral chant] Ben-ne-dict Cum-ber-baaatch!

“Benedict / moose”: You’ll be falling in love with me in approximately 5 minutes, just as soon as you’ve got used to my face. I’m an acquired taste like lapsang souchong – distinctive, expensive, deep, rich, and surprisingly popular in China.

“Deputy Molly Solverson”: But – you’re a moose!

“Benedict / moose”: A cunning disguise, is it not? I merely sculpted my perfect hairdo into antlers, got down on all fours, and the illusion was complete.

“Martin / Lester Nygaard”: Don’t mind him, officer – he’s been following me around in every TV show and movie I do. I … I thought the accent might shake him this time, but no.

“Benedict / moose”: You’d better believe it. I’ll be back for some smoldering sexual tension later. But for now, I have to go and sprint majestically through the urban landscape.

Cumberbatch-ho!

“Martin / Lester Nygaard”: You take care now, Honkytonk Crumpetstash!  

1st sketch here “Knock, knock. Who’s There? Benedict Cumberbatch.”

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feriowind:

brainbubblegum:

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I wasn’t able to draw at the time the Pacific Rim sequel was announced, so to compensate, I animated all the drift compatibles dancing horribly in celebration of the upcOMING ANIMATED SERIES 8V

OH MY GOD THIS IS PURE GOLD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

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catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

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